Holy Cow

The Ape of Thoth

A Thelemic Text Daemon

Version 1.5

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

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Just in case we've left anybody out, let's also despise Canadians and blondes and stupid people! We must have, what, something like 99. 98% of the Earth's population covered by now?
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[Author's Note: The random number generation on this server is not as random as I would like. It has to do with the fact that a new process is started each time you access the APE. The random number generator is re-seeded each time with the current time-of-day. If you request two random words quickly enough, you could get the same word both times. To avoid this problem, wait a few seconds before re-submitting your request.]