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Obey my Prophet! Send $20 in cash to me! Make eleven copies of this Book, placing thy Name therein, and disperse them to others as thou wilt. Break not the Chain, and the prosperity shall be without bounds. Would I lie to you?
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[Author's Note: The random number generation on this server is not as
random as I would like. It has to do with the fact that a new process
is started each time you access the APE. The random number generator is
re-seeded each time with the current time-of-day. If you request two
random words quickly enough, you could get the same word both times. To
avoid this problem, wait a few seconds before re-submitting your request.]
