The Number of the Beast

Ok, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But have you seen these:

$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast
6, uh… what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast
00666 Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
Route 666 Highway of the Beast
666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666K Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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