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Keeping Scientology (from) Working

Posted on 2014/02/05 by Anonymous

The following is a short parody of a paper which is found at the very start of every course textbook used in Scientology. The actual author would prefer to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. One: Stealing the correct technology Two: … Continue reading →

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Dan Quayle Quotes

Posted on 2014/01/15 by Anonymous

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.” — J. Danforth Quayle “If we don’t succeed, we … Continue reading →

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The Number of the Beast

Posted on 2014/01/15 by Anonymous

Ok, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But have you seen these: $665.95 Retail price of the Beast $699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories … Continue reading →

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Done anything interesting lately?

Posted on 2014/01/15 by Anonymous

Here’s an application to NYU undergrad. The student was accepted. 3A. IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT … Continue reading →

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Scientology, the Ultimate Implant

Posted on 2013/12/19 by Anonymous

(L. Ron Hubbard) Original Founder’s Bulletin #1 SCIENTOLOGY The Ultimate Implant My dear old friends, You had better take a seat for this one, I am about to shatter some realities here. This may very well be the most incomprehensible … Continue reading →

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